Aries I win, you lose, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!

Taurus PIZZA, WE LIKE PIZZA!

Gemini Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

Cancer Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?

Leo I wish I could but I don't want to.

Virgo Why, why do bad things happen to good people?

Libra I couldn't say no twice. I got this uncontrollable need to please people.

Scorpio I’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

Sagittarius I mean sure I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

Capricorn Oh I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?

Aquarius I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.

Pisces What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?